I rented a realtor, not an apartment😏 So I went to the viewing without my wife

Came to the village and immediately got into the local guy's pants

"Oh, there's no money... How about I suck your dick for a pizza? You'll love it!"

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

I wanted to play DOTA 2, but the girl insisted on going into her underpants